May 2013
I should be having the best time of my life and instead im sitting in Cork City in a B and B alone and crying because almost no one on this trip likes me
ghostam:
How relationships work:
I like your butt. However, I can notice other butts. They can be nice too.
But your butt is my favourite butt. It’s the nicest butt. Because it’s mine. And I can touch it.
April 2013
sharks-bait:
Ever have days where you crave just cuddling in bed with someone? Not doing anything sexual just cuddling and loving feeling the other person beside you? And you could just kiss them at anytime but instead you sit there and think about how lucky you are to be there with that person. I want that tonight. It just sucks being alone when all you want is to share your bed with someone...
oohtheyhavenibbles:
I JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT GLOSTER CANARIES AND I’M GONNA CRY LOOKIT THEM
THEY HAVE BOWLCUTS
BOWLCUTS
LOOK AT THAT SMUG LITTLE FUCKER WITH HIS FUCKING BOWLCUT
hotweiners:
methlabrador:
i accidentally just wrote “the soviet onion” on my paper and now i can’t stop laughing
Layers and layers of communist propaganda
Exorcizamus te, omnis immundus spiritus, omnis...
soul-raised-from-perdition:
My work here is done.
theoncomingstormofgallifrey:
such-a-retardis:
catswithbenefits:
why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me
Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.
Because I’m crazy, baby I need you to come here and save me
I’m your little scarlet, starlet singing in the garden
Kiss me on my open mouth
Ready for you
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I'M EMOTIONAL ABOUT EVERYTHING TODAY PLEASE CHEER...